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The best part about this story isn’t even that it’s about Kan00dia, but rather that it’s from Kan00dia. Now, I could go on all day about what’s so funny about this, and even what’s so funny about the type of content on their main page, but I won’t, because that’s just plain mean. After all, if the real Frenchies can’t defend themselves, I’d feel bad about picking on the Quebec Premier.

In any case, to get to the point, there’s a Kan00d movement to adapt the US dollar. Spurred on by the masterful Euro, perhaps, or simply a damn good idea, I think the open border, plus a common economic system, would be great for the US as well. Not only will Kan00ds like FeelTheBANG find their lives less stressful by not having to counter with insults about AmerikaLand when we point out that Kan00d currency is only worth pennies, but if such a movement succeeded, it would mean that I wouldn’t have to figure out how to buy another beer when I’m drunk off my ass near Niagara Falls when I’ve already spent all my Kan00d money on strippers and blowjobs. And, it will mean I won’t piss off the pizza boy the next time I pay entirely in accumulated Kan00d quarters (loons, they call them, and for a reason!).

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