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I think I may have found the worst use of the celebrated Marquee HTML tag ever. (Ah, it’s so nice to be writing outside of the comment system, and back where I can italicize.) When running in a party primary election against a successful incumbent governor who has the support of a sitting President, it’s best to appear as professional as possible. That means, to go along with your poorly digitized photograph, you need your comprehensive and passionate appeal to the public to move at a decent clip from the right side of the screen to the left, like the tickertape that will soon be collecting in curling piles on the floor with news of your dramatic political upset. Check out Mr. Wein’s resume, this guy likes italics even more than I do. You can read about his many qualifications, like that degree he almost finished, the numerous seminars he has attended, how his mother came from Cuba and “Top Secret/Special Background Investigation (not current).” Hell, if this guy can draw a turtle I’d say he’s qualified to attend art school.

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