Send us your tired, your hungry, your burnt out masses.
It appears as though Darth Ashcroft is on the warpath again. Despite many individual state laws permitting medicinal use of marijuana, Mr. Ashcroft has sent out his dark legions to hunt down the rebellious scum responsible for partaking of that sweet sweet cheeba. As a result, it seems that many Americans have begun relocating to the safe haven of Canada and requested refugee status.
Those requesting protection are claiming that they are being persecuted, as a result of the questionable (read: silly) laws in the United States regarding certain drugs. Naturally of course, the US is demanding that these hardened criminal masterminds be extradited, to face the impartial judgement of their peers before being whisked off to federal prison in a timely manner. I sympathize with their situation however, not to mention that I fully encourage the boost to the Canadian economy that would result from thousands of stoners migrating north of the border, and the effect that it would have on donut and fast food chains.
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