It looks like a library card isn’t the only thing that can bring the benevolent gaze of anti-terror authorities down on you. According to a recent Village Voice story, if your wallet is overstuffed with preferred customer cards you better watch your grocery list.
For Christ’s sake, don’t buy like a pinko or nothin’. I want anyone out there who gets a lot of pizzas with a credit card to report immediately to unlimited detention and leave your lawyers at home.
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