When elephants attack!

I’m not sure why, but some people are fascinated by animals having sex. This phenomenon causes nasty web sites to show up, where people’s sick fantasies take the form of banners advertising “XXX BEEST PR0N!!!!”

I, on the other hand, am fascinated by animals drinking alcohol. Maybe it’s not the simple fact that they’re affected by alcohol that I find interesting, but the fact that they act as stupid as humans when under the influence. Case in point, elephants getting ornery after dipping into the rice beer.

Now, I can’t blame the elephants, ’cause if I were a drunken beast with tusks, I’d probably try to kick some human ass too, but the whole running into electric poles thing just reminds me too much of college.