Drug smugglers suck.
Just when you thought Columbian drug smugglers couldn’t get any more loathesome… The Columbian authorities, combined with the DEA, seized bags of liquid heroine after a tip was phoned in. The bags of heroine were found surgically implanted in the stomachs of puppies. That’s right, PUPPIES! What kind of depraved human being uses an innocent animal in such a way?
Columbian authorities acting on the tip found several puppies with rather large, unseemly scars on their stomachs. Upon doing an ultrasound, they discovered the bags of heroine concealed within. A veterinarian removed the bags, but a few puppies died due to infections from the original surgery.
Okay, Columbian Drug Smugglers… You wanna smuggle drugs inside your stomach, your butt, your breast implants, or whatever, be my guest, you sick abominations, because at least you know what you’re doing. But to hide drugs in a puppy!? God is going smite you! There will be great and terrible vengeance. And when your comeuppance finally happens, I’m going to sit back and laugh my ass off. And I hope that comeuppance happens in the form of a very large cell mate who insists on calling you Susan while he roughly makes you bitch every single night for the rest of your life.
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