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Normally a sign of childhood joy, some crazed toy designer decided to take the image of a yellow duck and perpetrate it into something half-pimp and half-cannibal. Such can be seen in the picture below, which was taken at a local Target store in the infant’s section.

The robe-wearing duck clearly displays a hairy feathery chest beneath his playboy bathrobe, with an exposed nether-region indicating his sexual anticipation. As though this were not disturbing enough, the duck wears slippers made of other ducks.

Why such a toy would be given to impressionable children, I do not know. What I do know is that were I dressed in similar garb, wearing slippers with human heads on them, I would likely be promptly arrested, and placed no where near young children. How the world of toys has changed.

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