Physical Jerks

Sports and other things that make people sweat.

If Logitech made sex toys.

Only recently did I bring up the iPod accessory made for women, which makes for an interesting alternative to the device unspecific vibrator that runs on sounds generated by any device with a standard audio output port. As mentioned in my earlier post, this is no different than the model aimed specifically at the iPod, [...]

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Custom condoms.

Apparently there is a world of condom users out there who have severe slippage issues, and by “slippage” I refer to the slipping off of condoms rather than the slipping in of the latex-clothed penis into, well, you know. To combat this problem, a German company decided to improve on the most common contraceptive we [...]

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Wackier than skiboards.

When I first read about skiboards feeling like a cross between inline skates and traditional skis, I imagined something like skatesliders, which, admittedly, look amazingly fun, and indeed appear to be inline skates used on snow. The downside is that these things are attachements for inline skates, which are generally not waterproof or insulated. There’s [...]

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If Apple made sex toys.

Apple makes sleek, polished products, in both appearance and functionality. No surprise then that third-party products who develop Apple accessories occasionally borrow Apple’s stylings to complement the product they’re developing after. Such is the case with the OhMiBod, an accessory for Apple’s iPod. Only, this accessory isn’t another docking station - it’s a vibrator.
In theory, [...]

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UFC 67: Silva has game?

Let’s cut Travis “I’m-a-fatty-and-was-too-lazy-to-cut-weight” Lutter some slack about losing his chance for a real title shot, because only a bunch of retards actually expected him to win against Anderson Silva anyway. Sadly, 20% of UFC viewers are apparently retarded, or at least says the Pay-Per-View poll running before the fight began. What makes this truly [...]

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