Physical Jerks

Sports and other things that make people sweat.

UFC 67: Silva has game?

Let’s cut Travis “I’m-a-fatty-and-was-too-lazy-to-cut-weight” Lutter some slack about losing his chance for a real title shot, because only a bunch of retards actually expected him to win against Anderson Silva anyway. Sadly, 20% of UFC viewers are apparently retarded, or at least says the Pay-Per-View poll running before the fight began. What makes this truly [...]

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Keeping Nike’s grubby paws off my $29.

I hate running. It’s a boring, uncomfortable routine that months of practicing didn’t make any more enticing. Though, being out of shape is no fun either, so contemplating a quasi-routine to build up my cardiovascular strength has been on my mind. How to stay motivated, though?
Apple and Nike signed a deal to cross-brand an exercise [...]

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May the mountains quiver at my approach.

I find myself anticipating this year’s snowfall in the north, for after a five to ten year hiatus from sliding down mountains on planks attached to my feet, I intend to return to the sport of skiing. Or, something like skiing.
I last skied on a routine basis around the time I encountered high school. Back [...]

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Sunday is truly the new Monday.

What I had suspected during the NFL preseason was verified last night. Monday Night Football (MNF) as we knew and loved it is dead. Believe me, I don’t want this to be true either. Since I can remember, every Monday night during the Fall, I spent in front of the TV watching [...]

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Hannah’s Page

On 09/02/2006, at 7:56 a.m., I was given the greatest gift of my life. God and my incredible wife, with a little early help from me, teamed up and gave me my first child, the beautiful 7 pound 13 ounce, 19.5 inch long, Hannah Elizabeth. WyldKard has been gracious enough to allow me [...]

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