Archive for Sexcrime

Bad, bad thoughts, that will usually raise a biological factor or two.

The Universe has yet to balance out.

Let’s step back in time for a moment if you will so indulge me. There was a time when I befriended a girl, not necessarily because we had a ton in common, but because we were working in the same place and were one of the few women under 30. Over the course [...]

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Sexy dog toys.

Perusing a fairly mundane post on office hijinks earlier today, I followed a much less mundane post that is both hilarious and scary at the same time. Namely, the link is for a product that mea ignoramus believes can only come out of Japan, because, well, that’s the kind of quirky shit that comes out [...]

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Castro castration.

Despite the fact that the San Francisco bay area is plagued with an infestation of dirty hippies, there are actually a few really great things about it that make me think I could actually live here. Then, as always seems to be the case, the city of San Francisco goes and gets all politically [...]

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If Logitech made sex toys.

Only recently did I bring up the iPod accessory made for women, which makes for an interesting alternative to the device unspecific vibrator that runs on sounds generated by any device with a standard audio output port. As mentioned in my earlier post, this is no different than the model aimed specifically at the iPod, [...]

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Custom condoms.

Apparently there is a world of condom users out there who have severe slippage issues, and by “slippage” I refer to the slipping off of condoms rather than the slipping in of the latex-clothed penis into, well, you know. To combat this problem, a German company decided to improve on the most common contraceptive we [...]

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