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If Logitech made sex toys.

February 26, 2007

Only recently did I bring up the iPod accessory made for women, which makes for an interesting alternative to the device unspecific vibrator that runs on sounds generated by any device with a standard audio output port. As mentioned in my earlier post, this is no different than the model aimed specifically at the iPod, [...]

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Custom condoms.

February 25, 2007

Apparently there is a world of condom users out there who have severe slippage issues, and by “slippage” I refer to the slipping off of condoms rather than the slipping in of the latex-clothed penis into, well, you know. To combat this problem, a German company decided to improve on the most common contraceptive we [...]

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If Apple made sex toys.

February 17, 2007

Apple makes sleek, polished products, in both appearance and functionality. No surprise then that third-party products who develop Apple accessories occasionally borrow Apple’s stylings to complement the product they’re developing after. Such is the case with the OhMiBod, an accessory for Apple’s iPod. Only, this accessory isn’t another docking station – it’s a vibrator.
In theory, [...]

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Hannah’s Page

September 3, 2006

On 09/02/2006, at 7:56 a.m., I was given the greatest gift of my life. God and my incredible wife, with a little early help from me, teamed up and gave me my first child, the beautiful 7 pound 13 ounce, 19.5 inch long, Hannah Elizabeth. WyldKard has been gracious enough to allow me [...]

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Rating the Girls at hotornot.com

May 7, 2006

Rating the Girls at hotornot.com
Though this article was compiled by WyldKard, thanks go to all those helping to create this ratings guide, including Wayne “The Dirty Frenchman” Pozzar, The American Hero, Jim “MoneyBags” Hawley, and our dear friend Al Cohol.
Introduction
Whoever came up with the idea of amihotornot.com should be awarded a frikken medal. There are [...]

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