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Custom condoms.

February 25, 2007

Apparently there is a world of condom users out there who have severe slippage issues, and by “slippage” I refer to the slipping off of condoms rather than the slipping in of the latex-clothed penis into, well, you know. To combat this problem, a German company decided to improve on the most common contraceptive we [...]

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If Apple made sex toys.

February 17, 2007

Apple makes sleek, polished products, in both appearance and functionality. No surprise then that third-party products who develop Apple accessories occasionally borrow Apple’s stylings to complement the product they’re developing after. Such is the case with the OhMiBod, an accessory for Apple’s iPod. Only, this accessory isn’t another docking station – it’s a vibrator. In [...]

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Hannah’s Page

September 3, 2006

On 09/02/2006, at 7:56 a.m., I was given the greatest gift of my life. God and my incredible wife, with a little early help from me, teamed up and gave me my first child, the beautiful 7 pound 13 ounce, 19.5 inch long, Hannah Elizabeth. WyldKard has been gracious enough to allow me a page [...]

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Seven signs you’re a gay man.

August 1, 2006

I have no problem with gay men. In fact, some of the nicest, most fun people I’ve ever met have been gay. My issue is with those men who assert they are definitely NOT gay, but clearly are. By looking at my various friends, I’ve been able to compile a list of tell tale signs [...]

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ATTN WOMEN: Stop the madness – large sunglasses are hideous!

June 14, 2006

Several years ago, a close female friend of mine showed up at my house on a sunny day wearing what I thought at the time were the most hideous pair of oversized sunglasses I had ever seen. I asked about them and she joked that she had lost her good sunglasses and picked that particular [...]

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Rating the Girls at hotornot.com

May 7, 2006

Rating the Girls at hotornot.com Though this article was compiled by WyldKard, thanks go to all those helping to create this ratings guide, including Wayne “The Dirty Frenchman” Pozzar, The American Hero, Jim “MoneyBags” Hawley, and our dear friend Al Cohol. Introduction Whoever came up with the idea of amihotornot.com should be awarded a frikken [...]

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